- Keep the library open past 11pm.
#2 What happens to Hebrew studies as the semester progresses?
- Compensatory lengthening.
#3 Why do they call it seminary?
- Because they ran out of Greek words.
#4 Why do less women go to seminary than men?
- No comment.
#5 What's a Reformed seminarian's favorite flower?
#6 Favorite pickup line to use on seminary women...
- "Is your name grace? Because I find you irresistible."
#7 Why do some people call seminary "cemetery?"
- Because they're lame.
#8 What's the difference between an expositor of God's Word and everyone else?
- Haddon Robinson.
#9 What is a Christian stripper?
- Anyone who runs around with only their helmet of salvation on (Ephesians 6:10-24).
#10 What's so difficult about learning Greek?
- I don't know. It's all Greek to me.
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