Tuesday, June 26, 2012

10 Reformed Seminary Jokes

#1 How do you throw a party at seminary?
- Keep the library open past 11pm.

#2 What happens to Hebrew studies as the semester progresses?
- Compensatory lengthening.

#3 Why do they call it seminary?
- Because they ran out of Greek words.

#4 Why do less women go to seminary than men?
- No comment.

#5 What's a Reformed seminarian's favorite flower?
- Tulip

#6 Favorite pickup line to use on seminary women...
- "Is your name grace? Because I find you irresistible."

#7 Why do some people call seminary "cemetery?"
- Because they're lame.

#8 What's the difference between an expositor of God's Word and everyone else?
- Haddon Robinson.

#9 What is a Christian stripper?
- Anyone who runs around with only their helmet of salvation on (Ephesians 6:10-24).

#10 What's so difficult about learning Greek?
- I don't know. It's all Greek to me.
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1 comment:

  1. LoLed at #6. That's actually a good pick-up line.