#10 Walking on campus the first day and realizing... MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN!... no women...
*(This is actually a bonus for the few women attending seminary)
**What's our solution? Finding Love Online! (Aff Link)
#9 Having this conversation:
New seminarian, "I'm super excited about learning to serve God at seminary!"
Debbie Downer, "Seminary? Or Cemetery?"
New seminarian, "What?... I don't know what that means..."
Debbie Downer, "Doom! Doom! Doom! Don't have a positive attitude! Doom! Buahahaha!"
New seminarian flees crying.
#8 Finding out that the Song of Solomon isn't a nice book about goats.
#7 Realizing that despite what your Systematic Theology Professor says, it's not cool to tell people you are "Homoousios."
#6 Discovering that alpha, beta, gamma is not a Greek sorority; but Greek is your new girlfriend, and she owns your life.
#5 Finding out you must draw your Bible sword and choose your side:
- Calvinism vs. Arminianism
- Covenantal vs. Dispensational Theology
- Old vs. Young Earth
- The Galactic Empire vs. The Rebel Alliance
- Unicorns vs. Narwhals
#3 Trying to use the word "sex" to be more relevant and sneaking in the phrase "Jesus Christ God Incarnate" when nobody is paying attention.
#2 Getting made fun of when you ask, "If 'exegesis' is what we do in the New Testament, do we do 'exemoses' in the Old Testament?" (get it?... Exe-Jesus vs. Exe-Moses)...
#1 Having to explain your seminary jokes that nobody else understands.
(Bonus Hazard): Instead of whispering 'sweet nothings' to your special someone at seminary, you whisper, "Sola Scriptura, Sola Fideles, Soli Dei Gloria."
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